What would be your response if this car was from any other major manufacturer?

Earlier this year in Illinois a motorcyclists uploaded a video of himself running from the cops. In the video they were able to determine he had to go like 130 mph. Cops tracked him down and charged him for it with his own Youtube video.

As a huge horseracing fan, I can guarantee you there are MUCH easier ways to fix a horserace that don’t involve jumping off a horse going 35 mph.

I don’t think falling off your horse that weighs about 1100 pounds, in front of a pack of other charging horses that weigh about the same, is a smart tactical move.

I wonder how many “roses” she was asking for on Craigslist for said date.

Fun Fact: he’s married.

I cannot get over what a perfect name “Shabazz Napier” is. He sounds like a hip-hop-savvy jazz drummer who did a few records with Christian Scott and is releasing his debut as a leader on Delmark next month.

The beauty of it all, is that everyone in the rink knows that this is coming and still can’t stop it.

On the other hand, their cereal has fun marshmallows!

He’s scored that exact same goal at least 400 times. And he keeps managing to do it.

People in Texas don’t know how to drive in the rain. Or in the sun. Or at all really. Of all the states I’ve lived in, the drivers here really are the worst (and I’ve even lived in Georgia).

They should stack up the wrecked cars on their lawn like bloody heads on a spike as a ruthless and savage example to outsiders.

Some people try to save money by buying cheap tires or running bald tires, and this is what can happen.

Me thinks large granite bolders need to become part of this home owners next landscaping project.

Surreal. C’mon, you’re driving a Jeep and you can’t handle a little water?

“It’s a tarp!”

Jacksonville is gonna be hopping come playoff weekend! I hear city officials are even permitting bars and restaurants to stay open late so that locals can celebrate the win. Yup, you heard me correctly, they’re keeping the Applebee’s open until 8pm! Gonna be craaaaaazy.

I read the headline too fast and I thought it was:

Or stack them on top of each other for MAXIMUM VISIBILITY!

“Landing checklist”