Will this affect their EA stats?

I also forgot that people can buy a 50" HD TV for like $10 now, and can flip between multiple games/redzone, so why the hell would they want to go to a stadium in the middle of nowhere to get pissed on by a jerkoff fan who’ll try to stab them after the game?

Number of reasons why <redacted> stopped watching the NFL (And in no way am I excusing the NCAA and the hypocrisy of collegiate athletics, this is about why I stopped NFL.)

“1992 guys”

How soon into the introductory press conference will the national anthem be brought up? One minute? 30 seconds? 15?

Sage Northcutt is closing out 2017 with a bang.

LeBron James Put On A Great Dad Performance

Sure his efficiency rating might be good, but he’s never gonna catch Shawn Kemp’s career statistics.

I kind of miss the old days of volume scoring dads like Shawn Kemp and (going way back) Calvin Murphy

As great as LeBron is, he’ll never be the greatest according to counting stats, whether he’s up against Kareem, Wilt, or Shawn Kemp

I’m more interested in his Value Over Replacement Dad ranking, as I think that’s a more accurate measurement.

If only this man were made U.S. ambassador to North Korea, Kim Jong Un would see Americans are really just like him.

Nice to see Dennis Nedry escaped Jurassic Park after all.

If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this man
I’d hammer out the dangers of teen drug users
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out trust between
Fathers & daughters
All over this man

I’m fairly certain, just on principle, that you meant to implicate Erwin Schrödinger. Thing is, the cat’s also alive.

Yeah, but if my daughter was doing drugs at a house where an adult is present I might take a hammer to him. (And I like drugs)

So what, Werner Heisenberg was like ten when he smothered a cat in a shoebox and lied his way out of it.

I sit back and contemplate that these median obstacles are there to prevent injuries, and then imagine how much more spectacular that video could have been without them in place. The guy would have been approaching Mach 1 as he reached the bottom of the chute.

The NFL and NFLPA announced today in a joint statement

The consequences in this case are very light