I don’t care, I’ll do it.

What do I think? I think it’s a Tax Scam, and should be called that. The rich are sitting on massive trillions in cash already. Literally drowning in it and trying to figure out where best to hoard/multiply it. They didn’t need this tax cut. Meanwhile, our schools need teachers and our roads are crumbling. This will…

Did you expect to Wagner to cite small comedian Kevin Hart 

Say it witcha chest!!!!!

It’s fortunate Wagner heard the Kevin Hart interview instead of the Katt Williams one, since I don’t think him getting his ass beat by a middle schooler would have made this situation any better.

Rebuttal - your opponent has the opportunity to force you to respect them by beating your ass. If they can’t beat you, you owe them nothing.

thank god our legislators think for themselves

I think what he is really saying is that after playing for the Knicks, four years in a Turkish prison is no big deal. “Midnight Express” be damned.

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

A stable secular democracy elects a guy, who while a bit conservative and disdainful of civil liberties, at least promised a return of national pride. Sure some of his more extreme views might be cause for concern, but the nation had a strong liberal constitution in place to safeguard against this. Nothing to worry…

To be fair, the sign said it was a carpool lane.

Won’t somebody stop this pool before it attempts to kill again?

Maybe one of the porn stars he was trying to fuck.

When Fancy Kristen said she wanted “a car filled with coke,” this is not what she meant.

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified. “You can’t help the poor and be poor, it makes no sense.”

The tag “SCAMMING IN THE NAME OF THE LORD” needs way more entries...

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified.

(Davis’s money grab in Nevada was successful in large part because he enlisted local casino mogul Sheldon Adelson in his cause, even if he ultimately double-crossed Adelson)

Look, this really isn’t that hard. There aren’t that many major markets in the US. If some asshole threatens to leave one if he doesn’t get his way, then just waive him goodbye.