Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

“On Patty Mills’s decision to resign with the Spurs because of the team’s culture”

“Just give me the damn ball, as per Rule 8.3(a)(b)(c) and all subsequent items.”

Sssshhhhhh you’re making too much sense

The Trump family buys shoes too.

“It’s not a name call—you a bum,” James said. “Me and my friends call each other that all the time. I’m not his friend, though.”

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

No more tap water products at Gillette?!? What beer am I going to drink!?

Me: Wow, everything fucking sucks now. At least I have sports to watch and maybe not think about it for a couple of hours.

I think you mean only he can hear it. Cause that’s how dog whistles work.

They booed at the bar I was in Sunday. At the TV. But no one took off their hat or stood or put down their beer. Which proves the patriotism can’t go through a TV screen. I guess.

Poor Tommy, all this racist dog whistling and he can’t even hear it.

I gotta go Uranus over Neptune. Its axis of rotation is nearly sideways! Neptune’s got nothing distinguishing it, except for being the last planet (RIP Pluto). Plus, “Uranus” joins 69 and asparagus pee in the pantheon of things that anyone who was ever 13 years old finds funny.

GTFO with your hot Pluto takes. This isn’t Pitchfork.

Worse yet, why out the security guard??? How does that make your story any “cooler”?

Can we also call attention to this ding-dongs actually writing out “3 a.m. in the morning”?

I’m all for creating memories, the best ones usually bend or break the law a little. They’re usually the dumb ones as well. Which, if you get away with it, also make the best memories.

No, I’m hoping Honda gets their act together for 2018, and TR kick’s McLaren’s ass. That will be the most amusing possibility.

“Well, folks, here at Honda we make lawn mowers and generators. We’d love to get into this car business like some of these big companies and try our hand too, boy howdy.”

‘“Working with McLaren, I’ve realised that they are a very big company which is very systematic,” said Yamamoto in an interview on the Honda Racing website.’