“So, GRR Martin, do you have any pages?”

So you’re saying no pages then?

The Caps are happy because they’ll need a rested Ovie if they want to go deep into the second round of the playoffs.

So I guess they blur out any guys scoring over there, huh?

Zlatan thinks that Michael Bradley comparing himself to a lion is an insult to Zlatan.

+1 auto-play video that i want to light on fire oh shit now i’ve scrolled to a different article i guess

+1 non-existent text editing abilities on iPad.

+1 slow-loading ad on mobile that makes the nav jump

Well, Simba became king because of who his dad was too.

“Everybody has a platform to fire off a hot take whenever they want.”

Ok, Michael Bradley, you’re the lion.

I dunno boys, I’d be pretty danged upset if Lorenzo Lamas talked shit about the way I played.

He doesn’t want to play there anymao.

Except in this case he’s trying to avoid MSG.

Better than vuvuzelas.

Still somehow less annoying than vuvuzelas.

[reads title of article]

World Cup 2018, it is going to be flaretastic!

They were able to sneak it in because Russia is the Florida of Europe.

Something tells me Zidane doesn’t knows about ingrown hairs.