“I was the absent professor,” Kelly says. “I wasn’t paying attention to the details that we needed.

It’s not like Brian Kelly has ever faced consequences for leaving somebody out there twisting in the wind.

I can’t conceive of any universe, with football or without, in which everyone wouldn’t hate Dallas.

Ah yes, football: the great unifier. Why, if it weren’t for football the fine folks from Boston and Indianapolis would be bitter enemies and everyone would hate Dallas. God blessed the United States with many things but chief amongst them is football and we are all better for it.

And I think this game brings people together.

So sick of these dudes acting like football is some symbol of what America is all about. It is a sport that requires teams to interview minorities for head coaching positions because the owners can’t be trusted to treat all people fairly.

*wife keeps nagging about my driving

Turn signals have apparently been optional equipment for years, so this seems logical enough.

I know. Im really upset my parents weren’t more wealthy

Laguna tips, keeps you from getting black flagged at Laguna Seca on track days for noise. Why they did such a ghetto job of it, and why they’re still on there when clearly it’s not at the track, that’s anybody’s guess.

As you said, this really fucking blows. Now I’m gonna have to go to the bar every Tuesday & Wednesday afternoon...hmm, maybe there’s a silver lining in all of this (just not for my liver or wallet).

I’ve test driven even single running car I’ve bought off CL (15+) 90% without the owner with me. This is SOP.

Sell a car on craigslist that isn’t running, can’t drive off with it, if it doesn’t run.

“asked if he could test drive it for a day or two.”

While craigslist shopping for a new project a couple years back someone let me drive their car without them in it. It was wierd. I guess they felt safe bc I left my daily at their house, but still I did not know the intricacies of that car.

When does their responsibility stop? 15years, 20 years? Indefinitely? Pretty sure paying out would not convince anyone to buy a Mitsubishi that wasn’t already going to buy one. All 4 of them.

Reporter: Do you remember your first time?

I want the same reporter to ask the owner “how did you contract the Klopp?”

Reporter: “Can you tell us about your first time?”