The auctioneer looks like he should be starring in a shitty CBS sitcom where he’s married to an impossibly hot wife.

[Announces a RB can read the defense]

That is one incredibly unsurprising Twitter picture.

Why can’t black people protest peacefully?

“I don’t like towelheads.”

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

Who answers the phone from a number not stored in your phone? Homey is livin that dangerous life.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

“Rick Hahn” sounds like “Rickon,” which is what Jaime thought Dickon was called. Maybe Clippard thought his GM just got burnt alive by a giant dragon and wanted to see if it was really him? I dunno.

My general feeling as a native Clevelander is that public sentiment is not behind spending the money on the renovations. Quicken Loans arena is a perfectly fine venue for the Cavs. The neighborhood around it is nice. And Dan Gilbert has plenty of fucking money to pay for his own renovations. The city of Cleveland…

the fact that there were 3 dissenting judges says something pretty fucked up about court systems

Lazy, just get a Home Court Equity loan from someplace and Bingo! Easy Money.

Much better than his previous appearance on this blog: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/canada-loses-davis-cup-tie-to-great-britain-after-playe-1792022737

I hate the Penguins as much as the next decent person, but goddammit, Phil Kessel is a national treasure.

Please note: Australia does not have HOAs. In fact, most of the world does not have HOAs. We’re not that stupid.

Wouldn’t it be just better to buy the 2 adjacent parking spots instead of building this stupid contraption?

My guess is that HOA’s for the super rich tend to not stand in the way. They probably charge him astronomical fees that the middle-class folk would scoff at, but he pays without even reading the bill.

He’s obviously new money...one does not drive the Rolls, one is chauffeured naturally.