I would trade trump for a drunk narcissistic orangutan in a heartbeat. At least, the orangutan might not be racist.

People told him not to make xXx: Return of Xander Cage, but would he listen? Noooooo.

Diego Costa: the good guy in all this.

I like this version of Jeff Sessions a lot more.

So basically what you are saying is that Sam Querrey is going to win the US Open.

assigned to the Triple-A Albuquerque Isotopes

Looks like the Shelbyville Shelbyvillians have lousy pitching this year.

The only way I picture a team named the Isotopes:

We could organize a rally to save the statue. I’ve heard there are some guys who like doing that.

One of the worst officiated clasicos I’ve ever seen.

Hell yes it’s gross. I saw a post once about people who had sex on those things, so it’s not somewhere you want to be standing.

This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

Talk about riding the rails, amirite?!?!?!?!?

It’s not because you’re white. It’s because that’s quite possibly the weakest attempt at protest I’ve ever heard of. No one said anything because they didn’t even know you were protesting.

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

Does the visor make you an ass? Or do all asses wear visors?

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Limited production, hand-built engines that are guaranteed to grenade themselves @ 100k miles unless you take out a second mortgage for maintenance or pay a MB tech to live in your garage.

That makes me a sad panda.