“headline herpes”

One in a million shot doc, one in a million.

If there was a coach who was brilliant enough to get players like Kyrgios and Monfils to play to their full potential, their time would be better spent doing something slightly easier, like bringing peace to the Middle East.

Rankings of Patriots Losses:

Ranking of writers who deep down hate their readers and secretly are trying to punish them:

Would have taken him less time to rank all his Any Given Wednesday episodes.

Are you like 15 years old? MKIII Jettas were all over the place. They’ve just met an early demise, like so many other VWs.

they came from the factory with rust

Can someone photoshop Billy’s face onto Fellaini and a pic of Neymar in a PSG jersey onto the ball?

And those are just the stories he’s willing to share.

Side note: one of my favorite things to see in sports is the pitcher who doesn’t even bother to turn around after giving up a giant dong.

Still better than going to a Mets game where people want to talk about the fucking Mets.

Bouhou, cry me a river.... I live in Japan. All speed limits in the mountains are 25mph. You wouldn’t even have half of the current car culture in the US today if Japanese respected that 25mph speed limit in the mountains. But yeah, it’s illegal... Ridiculously dumb speed limit, but illegal. I guess all car youtubers…

The extra air should put it out!

I also like the “maybe I can just drive away from the fire” technique for dealing with it.

1) People get angry about stupidly loud motorcycles all the time. Most of the time the offenders are on Harleys, but not always.

The tragedy here is perfectly good ice-cream was wasted.

I only really feel bad for that Porsche.

Lesson: people of all income levels are dicks.