I assume people in Europe write identical articles about the United States and MLS.

he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.

Icee what you did there. Good bears all!

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

Nora is awesome and lovely and I want a polar bear but I know it would grow up and eat me because polar bears are godless killing machines but I love her anyway.

More like NayWatch.

I think you know the answer to that

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Due to his poor result, Billy was relegated to ballboying the Utica Open.

Came for this sort of action:

RIP Austin Rivers’s career.

RIP 6-man postseason rotations

i like to think we’re all winners here

He still has a long way to go to catch up to the number of spirits crushed by Goldschlager over the years.

The internet has voted and the results are in.

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If only they were doing this in the USA.. I’d send mine out for a bit of refreshing. It’s in good shape at 75k miles and 21 years old, but I wouldn’t mind a fresh coat of factory paint (limited run color, IMPOSSIBLE to get right), a bit of leather work, and a good once over from some folks in the know.

“Medical intervention”for his knee. What was the knee addicted to? Was it krokodil? I’m betting it was krokodil.

Technology uh, center of the field of, um...Excellence?