He could be Terrible Bo Jackson.

I mean, Miami’s desperate, but a baseball player?

You’re going to list all those names and not mention Tebow? In Florida?

My wife and I do that in the dark and then flail around and try to guess who is touching whom before we look at the video replay.

Hold on, watch his head movement:

I would star this more if I could.

Someone else might be available, too.

When they were testing the severity of Tannehill’s injury they decided to apply just a little pressure. He collapsed to the ground immediately. So everything seems normal to me.

On the plus side, somebody with a practice squad paycheck will be getting an NFL paycheck.

Does the Dolphins quarterback steer US foreign policy? It would explain a lot.

He supports a dictator? Why would only Miami be against that? LOL

“Hold my beer”
- The Bears

Fumbles beer
- The Jets

Recovers beer, chugs beer, shouts “69", spikes beer into ground
- Gronk

WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS: Miami Dolphins

You mean “The Stranger”? Everyone does that.

They show you an upgrade voucher? You put them in front of the emergency exit row so they can’t recline!

Technically they are giving France/themselves the finger.

Sometimes, I sit on my hand til my fingers go numb. then pinch my genitals.

I don’t buy it. Sounds like he felt the ball real well in the eighth.

You ever been to a bodega? You mind your own business regarding the hundred arguments a night there or else you might catch an avocado in the kisser.