I have no problem with the fact that there are people that can afford this car and that I currently can’t. If there weren’t, this car would never exist.

Damn. I was looking forward to ignoring all 500 Days of Neymar.

I’m sure dad won’t disagree with an extra €40 million or so in his pocket.

I respect the guy’s wishes to go where he wants to maximize his earning potential, but this fake transparency is absurd. His dad’s been controlling his entire career and every move he’s made his dad has been either the guy pushing for it to happen so they could make more money or at the very least fully on board with…

He’s moving on from the Spanish Civil War to occupy Paris for the next few years? Clearly, the boy’s from Brazil.

As insane as this deal is, and as overrated as I feel Neymar is, I am setting all that aside in order to sit back and enjoy the anguish/rage of Barca fanboys everywhere.

I mean, I do not understand the Kap situation. Does anyone know how much money he’s looking for? Shit, lets just say he wants to be the highest paid 2nd stringer in the league. Shouldn’t about 20 teams be blowing up his phone?

I notice folks are already out there concerned about the feelings of Miami Cubans because Kaepernick wore a Fidel Castro t-shirt.

Quick question: how many teams could Kapernick sign today and be the Week 1 starter but the team won’t do it because it’ll make people sad and say and do dumb shit on social media?

So, reading the reader mail entries there and I realized something.

I think Deadspin should offer a one-time-only amnesty in which Jets fans are allowed to switch their allegiance to another team without being accused of bandwagoning. Then after they’ve all accepted the offer, publish a followup post saying it was a trick and only the most pathetic fanbase in sports would accept such…

I’m from a family of Patriots fans, so I was rooting for the Jets out of nothing more than spite towards the rest of the people watching with me. Have you ever seen a grown man, a WWII veteran at that, laugh so hard he drops a slice of pumpkin pie on the floor? I’m pretty sure if he was still with us to ask, Granddad…

It sure made my holiday complete. Pats scored 3 TDs in like 15 seconds that night (Pats score, Buttfumble was the first play on the ensuing drive, and then the Jets fumbled the subsequent kickoff and the Pats returned that for a TD.) It was glorious.

You can tell the Jets are hated most of all by their own fans because the first dozen responses Drew lists are all one-sentence screams of despair into the void.

The fact that it was a Thanksgiving Day game makes it even better.

I think it’s appropriate to post this here. Everyone’s seen the buttfumble gif, but the gif leaves out the touchdown and lacks a certain...yackety sax

If you are smoking, buy a preroll. DO NOT purchase anything with a THC content higher than 20%, aim for about 12-16%. Decide if you want to sit on a couch or go do stuff, are you interested in head (giggle weed) or body (can we order in?) and express this to the bud tender. Have water bottles handy. One hit is good.…

Please give us the name of that hotel so we make sure to never stay there. What dicks.

Like have never taken weed? I would get a light joint and stay away from edibles until you know how you’ll react/what your tolerance is.

Whoever narc’d is a dick