Right there with you. As someone who was extremely critical of his play especially considering his outsized contract and how it affected the front office in building the team, I seriously hate myself right for every negative thing I have shouted at him during games! But I always thought he was a genuinely good guy,…

I’m really disappointed with the Deadspin commentariat... I can’t believe nobody went for the low hanging fruit, so I will!

If this was still Lovie Smith’s team, we would gave taken a fucking knee! So we might be 2-7, but progress I guess...

Yeah, you have no idea what you’re talking about...

Seriously, Wayne Simmonds is definitely one baaaad man! I definitely wouldn’t fuck with him on or off the ice.

If you were a cop, I’d venture to say that going on a chase would MAKE your night instead of ruining it! Do you want to be stuck at the donut shop or at the station filling out reports? Or would you rather be out there chasing people fighting crime?

Why in the fuck did you not provide this text in a grey box, so that everybody doesn’t have to read the tiny text on a tiny image. You do it all the time, stop being so goddamn lazy!

Straight bass homie!

This is terrific news because I won’t have to bother cancelling the series recording on my DVR anymore. It was really driving me nuts having to delete this program after recording it and not watching it.

Well they use small boats to dump the blue powder that dyes the river. As you can imagine if it’s a bit choppy,the boat may be a bit unstable...so the powder probably went poooof right on them as they were dumping it out.

Why is he a piece of shit? Because he races hard and is not intimated by the other drivers? Most racers are competitive and confident individuals, if you’re not you’d get eaten alive. You want smug? That was Vettel after a couple of Championships!!!

Kurt Schilling is that you?

Ironically, I just deleted a bunch of unwatched episodes of Any Given Wednesday of my DVR.

What he’s saying is the mirror was in the way...

Uhm, that was Prince, not Rick James...

No [AZA] accredited sanctuary would ever send one of their tigers into a situation where he would be dragged into a stadium full of screaming children so it means every time LSU needs a new tiger they have to go to these bad places to get one.

These two dudes narrating this chase is the midwest equivalent of the Boston Massholes narrating their weird catch during a fishing trip. lol

She’s not impresses either!

Was his name VodkaDad?

Yeah exactly! These days, for an ACL injury in baseball, you should be back in 6 months tops. This “sport” is not too hard on the knees.