The reason you got these parking tickets day after day is because you’re a dumb ass!!! Not because the academic bureaucracy is trying to screw you over. It’s because YOU’RE JUST A DUMB ASS that’s too stupid to go park your car elsewhere.

Ok so Trump’s comment about Megyn Kelly is finally starting to make sense now...

Every goalie, even the best ones, have goals like this...

The mechanics of that one shot might be similar to Nadal, but there’s no reason to believe he will use this type of shot often enough that it becomes a lingering issue.

That GIF is perfect in every way. The plunge, the roll, the hydrant, the hubcap. It’s like the car version of the Bautista vs Odor GIF....

Uhm he didn’t floor it he was accelerating normally from the previous stop light. What are you watching?

$17,000 in unpaid child support? Amateur! They need to relegate his ass to Division 3.

French fries? We call em Freedom Fries around here motherfucker!

I think he’s trying to tell the ump about the strike zone...

Where are the playboys, the fights, the drama, the spirited competition.

It has to do with him not being physically ready to play since he had off-season surgeries and also because if he gets hurt and put on IR and isn’t cleared before March 1st (start of new league year), then a bunch of his salary becomes guaranteed - it’s similar to the situation RG3 found himself with Washington last…

Mike Tyson returned from a rape conviction and like 18 months in jail...

Harambe loved throwing the pigskin too! So sad! #GetWellSoonMyFellowSimian

I give it a fucking 10!

I’d add in “The Rock” soundtrack. I know you first instinct is to laugh, but seriously, that’s an awesome original classic movie score. I even bought it for my brother for his birthday back in the day, and he fucking loved it!

Great editing in this video! Perfect cuts between the in cars and on track points of view. That was awesome!!!

Power forward? Whoa! Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.

She’s gonna get a lot more balls to the face at the exchange later tonight.

Derrick Rose is a classic example of somebody that just went through life being great at basketball and not learning anything else because he didn’t have to. He’s pretty much got handlers, particularly his brother Reggie, that have taken care of pretty much everything in his life. I’m not saying he’s dumb, just…

I guess throwing all those bananas at the the problem really did work!