Boooohooo! Nobody wants to play with me! Why don’t they love me?

I would assume the other foot is in his mouth.

So basically, this particular Dyno is not calibrated properly? Now why in the hell would you not have a properly calibrated dyno if that’s your fucking business??? SMH!!!

Yeah, but how much did he pay for it??? That is the question!!!

It must have been sent by Mark Sanchez...

No Davis is a regular joe shmoe. I’ve had 3 ACL’s on the same knee and Im walking and still active. Maybe I’m a monster too? HELL YEAH I’M A MONSTER!

Fucking Yoshi! We told you to get your ass off the track!

Tom Lawless is just a badass name! I imagine him to be some kind of renegade or bounty hunter... any other suggestions?

I get sad every time I read that list... it’s quite Brownsy!

Are Ben Affleck and Jeremy Renner robbing Fenway again? Seems like a great distraction for a heist!

That’s the biggest impact a New Orleans CB has made since Tracy Porter.

Somebody tell Edinson Cavani he should shoot with a blindfold on...

Harambe used to love fruitful discussion as much as he loved throwing feces at peoples heads. Sad!

You’re right they are a month into the EPL season. EPL season typically runs from mid-late august to May the following year, but it depends on Euro and World Cup scheduling sometimes.

Let me guess, his reward for a good game is a bunch of ice cream.

They said they would arrive between 8-11am, but the bastards showed up late as usual!

Looks like a slot car in this GIF!

Now this is the way EVERYBODY should do a helpful how to video. Everything is clear and concise. The narrator’s voice has good diction and pace. Every how to video on the internet needs to look at this one and mimic it!

Remember, Newman was the first driver Stewart hired when he formed the Stewart Haas team. Something tells me that Ryan has been wanting to go off on Smoke for quite a while...