I’ve always wondered why they arent trying to put a team in Wisconsin somewhere. It’s gotta be a top 5 US state that regularly produces hockey prospects (I would think Minn, Mich, Mass, and maybe CO/ND would be in there), so you know there a big fan base waiting for a legit NHL team of their own, instead of being an…

On a snowmobiling trip, I distinctly remember The Beaver in the Northwoods had a lady named Candy and yes 5 bucks is all you needed!

Well the stretcher material appears to be the same type typically used for slip-n-slides. Go figure that he slides of that thing when it’s got a slight tilt...

See these kids have places to live, food, cars, and now diamond rings. See, I told ya they don’t need us to pay them!

Let me guess, the cyclists fell of a cliff after the ostrich outsmarted them?

Starred only due to the Pat Foley rant video.

UIW Player 0 is definitely not happy that he wasn’t invited on that piggy back ride.

I assume this advice applies if you want to go into rally type event? Or is it also applicable if you wanna stick to a circuit with tarmac?

That was the best German-mexican connection since the Zimmerman Telegram.

But he makes a Zagat review reference, so it’s at least 2008...

The only difference being... currently when the clock for a session reaches 0:00, existing hot laps count. From what I’ve ready here, in this format you have to complete a lap before the 90 second elimination clock. So again, they just have to budget more time than they currently need.

The graphics on TV should be the easy part...

The problem is 90 seconds seems to arbitrary considering all the circuits are different lengths and thus have different lap times. Some obviously have a lap time that’s more than 90 seconds, so now teams almost have to budget for an extra two laps worth of running if they are in the vicinity of the last place just so…

Don’t worry Steph was busy figuring out where to take some more pics of her Puff-a-lump next weekend.

I Nivea thought that a bear would do that!

Come on, we’ve all had this happen to us at one time or another in our lives... The incredibly hot girl waves at us, and we think me? Really, me? No, it’s not you. It’s her boyfriend behind you!

As for the best villain deaths, I think a special honorable mention should go to the ending of The Rock... when Nicholas Cage is in a battle with the psycho marine, he takes out a the marble of VX poison gas, puts in the marines mouth and punches his jaw to rupture it. Not only does the marine get royally fucked up by…

That’s seriously the movie that taught you that... wow, I guess...

See the thing is... when you have crazy shiek money, you don’t give a fuck whether your Lambo catches on fire!

WTF man didn’t Top Gun teach you a lesson? I don’t want to loose Goose again!!!