Do the Nats have an “official re-seller” like the Yankees? I’m not sure if all of the MLB teams use the same ticket re-seller, because that may be the issue here...

So what would you put his rap efficiency rating at?

The mystery of the blue line monster was finally solved by this most astute hockey linesman.

This is like the infinite mirror of highlight truthering...

Dont feel bad, he had to cash in his 401k and pension to fund his drag raci g passion. Maybe in 30 years you can do that too, if you invest wisely, live modestly... oh wtf? Now I sound like my grandpa!

Or maybe given 40 virgins as a tribute to his powers?

Didn’t I tell you about those Domincans?

To follow up... I honestly think 50% of the current drivers should not have their drivers license, because they just do not pay enough attention when their are driving a 4000lb car! I mean for Christ sake, last night on the short 10min drive home, I saw 3 cars going in the opposite direction that didn’t have their…

A follow up hypothetical that may change your answer...

I wonder if the clippers ever learned The Truth?

Portland Police arrested David Adelman for driving under the influence of alcohol after a private investigator hired by a disgruntled parent of a player tracked Adelman and called 911.

Let me guess... the two off duty cops are somehow related to Chip Kelly?

That was so pretty, even the vuvuzela come out of retirement to cheer for it.

You know I’ve always wondered when DE’s or blitzing LB’s are in Miller’s position, bearing down on the QB unblocked, why don’t they just take the ball away instead of going for the hit? At least Von Miller listened to me!

“This is the high life!”

Yup, at least the turf at Soldier Field has an excuse since it’s on made land on the lake front and it has to stand up to the weather. No such excuses for the turf at Levi’s Field.

You guys should just man up and meet up in Temecula already.

If the Black Mamba wants to survive, it must adapt. Simple!

Yeah I’m not sure what the fuck those arrows are supposed to represent. Doesn’t this fool know how to use the greater than (>) symbol?