Only five 16-vs-1 games have ever had a final score within five points in NCAA tournament history.

Seppuku is meant to be done fairly quickly, though, is it not? Tanking is more like drinking hemlock.

solving a solution is next level woke

My favorite part is when you see the guy next to them throw up in his mouth and swallow it down.

“Hey everyone, I’m going to tear this human in half with my bear hands. Send me videos of you trying to tear humans in half too! God bless you all.” - Bear

That’s not how inheritance works, and getting pissed at your parents for “spending your inheritance” is kind of, uh, douchey.

Ive seen worse

Women don’t owe you shit.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Touch of Greyscale

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

Thanks, now my head hurts.

https://deadspin.com/naked-idiot-on-the-field-is-very-pleased-with-himself-1797594929

*golf clap*

Do you think their parts are on opposite sides because they look at each other instead of mirrors when they do their hair?

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

How far are we now from a boxer getting KTFO and having his still-unconscious hand raised at the end of a fight?

Yeah seriously I don’t think we are alone in thinking “Fuck Boxing”. It seems like this rigged looking bullshit has been going on for decades and has no end in sight.