Depends on what your time is. I’m only 5 years old.

“Kardashian, J. Lo, Beyoncé type stacked”

Tristan?

I switched to camelbak full of coldbrew. Your vengeance will forever elude you.

Way to plant, Ann!

It’s like the entirety of “Hit ‘em Up” in a 4 panel.

I legitimately do not understand the Warriors hate outside of the fact that they are good. They built a team with their highest draft pick being Curry at 7, and no one thought he would turn into the best 3 point shooter of all time. Draymond who was a 2nd round pick and Klay Thompson who was number 11. It’s not like…

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Honestly I was thinking of corned beef hash, but it probably deserves better, too.

I’m not sure you follow me, he’s being paid for his expertise. This isn’t hard.

I believe the source was Lavar Barron

Sure, smegma-head.

Is it just me or did the crowd REALLY not do its job after that shot went in?

hi, spurs fan here, draymond green is the smartest defender in the NBA, and might be, pound-for-pound, the best defender in the history of the NBA.

Yep, was referencing the entire series there in terms of getting into Harden’s headspace.

The US has a long, sordid history of “rugged individualism” that is mostly bullshit. Politicians appeal to that idea and get people to go against their own best interests so the politicians can funnel money to their buddies instead of building a society.

Why, when turning yourself in, would you wear a cartoon prison outfit?

“Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality.”

Curt, just because you weren’t personally there, doesn’t mean there wasn’t someone screaming racist things.