After next Thursday's turkey, we are all going to be gassed assists.

I appreciate your effort to interject something interesting and enlightening into a conversation focused around one of the dullest bulbs on social media I’ve somehow been tricked into knowing exists.

Insanely Hot take: Go to the game tape.

Just to be clear, I am in 100% agreement with you. The worshipping of that film by some is ridiculous

Anyway, I’d much rather watch a movie about a fictional band instead of a real one… unless that movie is Almost Famous, because FUCK Almost Famous.

“non-college educated white men are doubling down on their love for him.

For sure. If they’re smart, they’ll figure out a way to leverage it. Also, Smith should make a mockery of it by dropping “supreme” as many times as possible during every interview and post-game press conference:

It is.  I just learned that Supreme is a brand.  I still don’t know what it is, and am not compelled to find out, but I am now aware that it is a thing.

I’m a Bears fan so I’m obviously not the most objective observer here, but yeah love it or hate it there’s a rule specifically in place now against landing with all of your body weight on the QB and that’s exactly what Matthews did there. The penalty last week (and the league’s explanation defending it) was complete…

When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 3000...

The whole “the black community needs better parents” is so fucking racist and tired. 150 years ago we couldn’t HAVE parents or families because we were slaves and any children you had or whoever you loved could be sent wherever, whenever. So this whole “you need to have a nuclear family like us whites” is just so…

Rather like the idea, all of a sudden, of judges and DA’s sampling the evidence to decide how to rule or charge.

We’ve largely accepted it, but it’s truly astounding how the right took the word “elite” (meaning a select part of a group that is superior in terms of quality or ability) and turned it into a negative.

Lol, alright...that shot at the bottom right has Livingston and whoever that is grabbing Thompson blending so well that my first thought was “man, that dude has the strangest profile”...until I realized my mistake. I need a nap.

All a defender would have to do is position himself in front of the Ring and let it plow over him. The Ring presumably is not as nimble and able to avoid defenders as, say, a single dude would be.

Vertabrates have two eyes for two main reasons, bilateral symmetry and spacial location. Kinda why we have two ears.

But the only Earth creatures with more than two eyes are invertebrates. Not a single vertebrate- mammals, fish, avians and herptiles - has more than two eyes. (With the exception of the octopus family.)

Congress should attend every funeral for every victim of school shootings. Maybe then they’d get a clue.

The Rockets will live with KD taking mid range shots, you have to, any team has to. He’s not gonna shoot 70% every night.