“Furthermore, we suspect all women in question are addicted to abortions and have collaborated on this slanderous attack by means of a private email server.”

First Wiggins’s shooting has developed—he’s hitting 35% from the 3, which is league average and a huge improvement over his first two years.

And I think Wiggins would be a far more complete player had he stayed in Cleveland. In Minnesota, with a bad team his first three years, he developed a lot of bad habits like…

Those moves were sweeter than his tooth!

I’ve already flagged him.

There really should be a way to vote to take away stars.

“You’re With Me, Pastels” ~Nantz at the pre-Masters brunch.

He declared that the attack “crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines.”

They’re plastic surgeons have them buffed and polished by Monday.

I wonder if Georgetown will win after he leaves. I’ll bet Jonah Keri has a theory that could explain this.

If that’s your reasoning, the Umpire is about 9 feet tall

You’re welcome, Anaxagorus

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

“I’m an asocial hermit. Also my company is of no value to anyone.”

You either retire a hero, or play long enough to see yourself become a shitty statue.

Well I have the MATURITY of a child, does that count?!

Jesus. That Lucy statue looks like monster-Chet from Weird Science.

Yeah the Arya storyline of Season 6 showed two things simultaneously

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