The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.

You know, my thinking was very similar to this! But then I realized that Beal and Barnes are still very, very young, and I felt a moral duty to report the truth, which is that they are butt young players.

I laugh like an idiot just thinking about it.

If you can’t jack off with your ghost dad to a soundtrack of the Cubbies winning the goddamned World Series, I don’t think this is even America anymore.

Oh man, my Dad sure loves a twist ending. Best way to finish, in my opinion.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

How about not on his finger?

My food baby approves of this comment.

Taylor is pregnant with large dinner.

The worst take here is that the DH helps the Indians more.

I think if you’re of Polish decent, then I think you gotta seriously consider going Tomczak. Other good choices are Duerson or Zorich.

This whole thread is just what the doctor ordered. Here’s my election buddy! She helps.

omg omg so many babies i must snuggle them all

That movie does not get enough love.

Yeah, people still hold you to a high standard for how you phrase things—if you write something that comes off wrong, you’ll get torn apart and I like that—but usually for the right reasons. But the main draw of Jez for me is the echo chamber/good faith aspect. I deal with enough argumentative/I’m the smartest most…

No, I’m suggesting that if you’ve heard of Anthony Weiner, if you know what he had been busted for, then “sending dong shots to a 15-year-old” shouldn’t have confused you. He wasn’t sending pictures to a 15 year-old sofa, or a 15 year-old car, or a 15 year-old coffee mug. It was a 15 year-old human child.

I think one of the biggest problems for Durant is that he’s an awkward and insecure kid, which would be fine, except black people aren’t really “allowed” to be awkward and insecure, especially if you’re famous for being a seven foot tall brilliant basketball player.