So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Kirk later claimed that the legs he’d so neatly cut out from under his own campaign during the debate had in fact been lost during his last tour in Afghanistan.

*Watches Jaguars-Titans*

Duck army. Never fails to make me laugh.

Except the victims don’t have to show up the next week for work. Kind of hard to keep that a secret from them.

Ted Cruz chickening out and endorsing Trump right before Pussygate is a memory that I cherish.

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

cuz that picture WASSSSS

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

Bet you $5 they win at least one game this year.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

I wouldn’t object to that a bit, but I think Michelle has spent the last eight years coming up with the ways she’s going to rock the world after her husband is done being president and has other plans on her mind. I don’t doubt the sincerity of her support for Hillary, but I notice she’s also been very good in the…

I went to college in NC and, while I was too young to vote my freshman year, there were thousands of fliers up on campus about Jesse Helms. I remember one specific quote—women who are raped CANNOT get pregnant because ‘they’re juices don’t flow’.

Oh man, one kill last year and another this year would’ve been so much more satisfying.

ETA: I’m guessing a whole lot of nothing is going to happen the rest of the episode except for Rick reaction faces. :-/

That’s not the soup nazi. That’s the pakistani restaurant owner. I never correct anyone on the internet, because who cares. But SEINFELD!!!

Please leave dead baby jokes—often hilarious—out of this sordid conversation.

With the possible exception of Jessica Jones, I would hesitate to call Marvel’s Netflix output “so good.” More like “entertaining, but forgettable.” But the rest of your argument stands.