Yo momma so nasty, she keeps a separate email server for her side pieces

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?

Tiffany was the only member of the family who wasn’t dressed for a wake.

That’s all you really need to know to enjoy the chaos on display.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

Q: How do you like them apples?

media totally ignoring the dangerous spell obviously being cast by the beige boy leaning into the frame

As an American, it’s lost on me as well, my friend.

you gotta start over from scratch fam

Might want to throw something in there about consent on #3.

A homeless man recently called after me, followed me, and then *touched me on the shoulder,* the other day when I was walking with my headphones. He also seemed to come out of nowhere—which freaked me out because I’m super vigilant about my visual surroundings when I’m walking with headphones.

Thanks again for the coverage on this. I’m sure it’s not particularly fun to witness let alone write about in great detail. You and your work are appreciated.

Honestly, the only thing that text shows me is that she was pretty sure she’d win. She’s not like “I’m about to get rich!”, she’s texting someone that it looks like she owes money (or furniture?) to, and explaining how she’s going to be able to pay for it. Her dad gives her cash for xmas and she’s got a court case…

Not quite, but I also think that the debate about how “pure” she is has gotten very weird on all sides. Whether it’s her claiming in an interview that refusing to do Skype sex was proof of her shyness (or of just common sense not wanting to be recorded), or the lawyers above making a big deal about her using the word…

What, no horns? Sad! If I had done this statue it would have been 300% classier

“I felt like if she felt like she had been raped, she would have told me,” Lavergne said.

Diana thank you for keeping this story front & center, it is not really being reported on that heavily.

Remember, when someone can use the r-word and still have the moral highground against you.... you are truly an asshole (or taking an asshole position).