Hmmm ... actually, Ric Flair was the greatest champion of all time.

i wouldnt pass the physical, so black guys it is.

“the spirit that scared you as a child meant you harm, and you will have two more such visitations in your lifetime.”

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

Ah, dogs are color blind...

Ah yes, the age old physics dilemma of stoppable force meets movable object.

Dog: Go Predators!
Squirrel: Go Prey!

Collinsworth is usually right

It burns my soul to give credit to Collingsworth about anything, but he pointed out that Osweiler has a tendency to fixate on one receiver and wait for him to get free, which is connected to keeping the ball too long issue.

Those are some surprisingly, admirably clever and subversive tweets from the Browns and Eagles.

I’m pretty much convinced the Cubs winning it all would be the worst thing to happen in sports Fandom in my lifetime (I’m 31). Do you remember what happened to Boston fans when they won the World Series? Right now Cubs fans are kind of funny and quaint. If they win it all, I just can’t imagine the shit show. Don’t…

Let’s split the difference and agree that the flight attendant is an idiot without insulting people based on their professions.

That Candace Parker move to escape the trap was beautiful. It’s one of those plays that makes me love basketball so damn much.

I’d love to see a zombie movie/TV show that shows what the world’s military forces are doing. You have hundreds of surface ships and submarines out there along with the army’s of the world and they can’t all be gone in a few months.

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

I remember her at Tennessee once playing point guard to cover for an injury ravaged backcourt. Definitely the player I’ve seen who has the widest skill set.

When I spotted a lonely traveler on the side of the river. Her hair reminded me of silk, blowing along in the nightly wind. I pulled up, and looked deep into her eyes. She cracked a faint smile, transforming her imperfect features to something surpassing mere beauty.
The fanfic train has left the station, boys.

Shame I didn't record my playthrough. I got it in the middle of the night, full moon overhead, horse trotting slowly along the river...

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