Alexa, remind me to check back on Why The Bills Suck in January so I can laugh at this line a second time.

There I was, behind center for the Buffalo Bills. What madness led to this I had no time to ponder. As the supple leather of the ball slid into my hand, I took one step back, then two, then three. As I surveyed the field for potential recipients, I saw an outside linebacker charging like an angry rhino directly at my…

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

Nathan Peterman once burned his tongue on a room temperature unsalted cashew.

I’m a Lions fan living in NW PA. I took my family (including my 12 year old daughter) to the Lions/Bills game last year. Within 150ft of where we parked the car, she saw 2 keg stands and a drunken woman writhing in the mud. My wife gave me a furious look and all I could do was shrug my shoulders and mumble “Bills…

The only thing that sucks now is I have to have tickets on my smartphone instead of paper tickets, and with the new policy, I have to pay international roaming charges on my cell phone to use my ticket.

Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

They’re basically the Jeff Fisher of organizations at this point.

Fuck Norm Green, and fuck the Dallas Stars.

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Remember when ISIS was recruiting via Facebook and Twitter? You don’t see much of that these days, do you?

It’s not that it’s hard for websites or social media to police this, because they’ve already shown us THEY CAN DO IT. What’s hard is getting them to want to, because then you have to convince them to disagree…

Reminds me of FDR addressing Pearl Harbor survivors and talking about how these anniversaries sneak up on you, and that he hoped he wasn’t bombing.

Trump jokes with the first responders and their families that the stage may not hold all of them but that if it collapses they “are not falling very far”

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

Not sure his plan to win the hearts and minds of Minnesotans by touting his plans to open up the boundary waters to mining interests is a winning strategy.

Britain could have looked at the US, and had all the evidence laid before them about what happens when you elect a idiot, and they did it anyways.

Every motherfucker that voted for him in 2016 that died of old age in the last three years has been replaced by a then- 15-year-old who can’t wait to vote against him. He knows there’s no chance he’ll make up that 1.5%, which was an anomaly to begin with.

I think Omar’s warm and wonderful welcome home from her constituents at the airport is the real story. It’s the thing that triggered his newest complaint, anyway; notice him jeering at her crowd size? He’s pissed that she won her election by a landslide & her people love her, while he couldn’t win a plurality &…

Stay alive just to spite him.