Generation after generation, progressives count on the younger generation to reach voting age, expecting a blue tide, and yet coinciding with that are the parents and grandparents who, for one reason or another, forget their earlier principals and start voting conservatively.

*cough* Jets *cough*

Yielding?

Meanwhile democracy is killed by a boor.

Wet becausa after you a drive in it, you pista youselfa.

I hope a bucket of paint falls off a ladder and lands upside-down on your head and gets stuck there and you stumble around with a paint-bucket on your head and crash into a ladder and fall down a manhole.

Only on Jalopnik:

Guy looks like a local-access cable version of Newt Gingrich so I’m not surprised.

Should be good to go, right?

That is a dolphin with poorpoise.

Coldstone.

As as anyone but Pats fan I support whoever can beat them. Not the Patriots again. God no, not that crew and their insufferable fans. I will not be able to stand their humble brags for the rest of their lives about how the Pats defied and defeated a global conspiracy by Goodell, the NFL and the fourth horseman of the…

God if he had hopped out that would have been the most Vikings thing ever.

I guess Marcus Williams isn’t paying for a beer when he’s in Minneapolis anytime in the next, ooh, thousand years.

Wait, wait, so I’d have to like, fuck the cardboard cutout, we’re 100% sure that it isn’t some kind of living Alf puppet like that Mark Wahlberg movie with the talking teddy bear, right? I have concerns.

So he can play in Germany vs Bayern Munich and Schalke and Champions League teams...or he can play against Swansea and Newcastle’s U21 teams? That’s not really much of a choice if he wants to improve vs tough competition.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

I could do without seeing or hearing from that fascist, dictatorial, tyrant at all tonight if you ask me.

Watching the Patriots descend into mediocrity is going to be oh so sweet

Patricia goes to Detroit, they they retain Jim Bob Cooter and we spend the entire season following the adventures of “Rocket Man and the Cooter”.