Ok. Ok. Goddammit.

Similarly I use it to check dead remote controls , (I have a lot and some dont have ‘on’ leds, point it at the camera, press any button , and the ir transmitter (the red bit on top) lights up on the phones camera screen .(it cant be seen by the naked eye though).

Enhance.....Enhance.....Enhance.....

this dude owns a whipsnake 9000

Are you trying to get the entire human race killed?

I am never going to argue that NOT wearing seat belts is somehow safer, Common sense dictates that seat belts in cars and helmets on motorcycles are safer than not.

What happens if you use non-organic sugar?

I am forever ruined. Thanks Obama Goatse!

I love this show! So happy it’s coming back.

I don’t think you’d fit in the Wonder Woman outfit.

Because it would taste terrible and the glass would need to be way too large.

I would buy adult light up shoes in an instant, and I know lots of people who prob would too. Because silly things are fun.

Thank god; at long last we finally have self-lacing shoes.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

“See that guy over there covered in arterial spray? He’s good people”

She turned me into a newt!

rugs on fire are the #1 concern with vaping. hands down.

Don’t forget about the bathroom breaks. Beer does things.

A creepy thing Ashley did on my phone last week was to steal it at a bar while I was sending an email, and text my easily confused boyfriend the following picture (in response to a text about his 9 year-old nephew):