There are no scarves or bandanas around the mic stand, ergo not Steven Tyler!

I actually like reading the labels, cause I’m curious that way. The more info you give me the more questions I have, and then I end up Wikipedia surfing for the next 3 hours.

I’d heard IT wasn’t so good at putting out literal fires, thanks for clearing that up.

Every single page I’ve seen this discussed on, there are only two types of commenters. The myriad who say “I had no idea!” and the others who are asking why everyone didn’t already know this.

Nothing in my statement indicates self-proclaimed toughness whatsoever. Keep reaching.

Seriously, that roommate’s parents never made him at least try something before he rejected it. Like, I would take the middle ground between my parents making me eat shit they KNEW I hated (I will never forgive them for creamed spinach) and a parent who just throws up their hands and lets the kid eat hot dogs 100% of…

I hope American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown because I saw him run in the Rebel Stakes at Oaklawn, so if he wins it’ll be the horse racing equivalent of being able to tell people you saw the White Stripes in a bar back in 2000. A bar in Arkansas, no less.

I think every Royals fan, myself included, is just happy to be here. We got into the playoffs and then the World Series. Isn’t that something. Maybe I’ll streak, won’t that be nice? Also, we’re fat Midwesterners who can’t run fast. Our thighs rub together and lungs collapse.

(almost) Naked and Afraid: The, hands up don't bunt, version.

Wow. My first mention on Deadspin. I haven’t been this proud of myself since I tried out for Win Ben Stein’s Money.

Are you still talking?

That’s actually correct.

I think living by myself has turned me slightly feral.

In the next Adequate Man, "How to adjust to the girlfriend moving in after you've lived by yourself for years."

Wouldn't this require one to take his/her pants pretty much all the way off?

Okay, this is the last time I eat while reading LifeHacker. I'm done. :D

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.