SHIELD keeps amazing me! One little thing troubled me though:

STILL a better love story than Twilight!

I think we're Eskimo Brothers!

Is it just me, or does this look like a robot vinegar stroke?

If you really want to catch up with the friend and not just doing it to get the dirt, I’d recommend asking them out to lunch or coffee to catch up. It will give y’all enough time to go over the past few years and if she feels comfortable she will dish the story out to you.

My ex-wife is now in a relationship (and had a kid) with her sister’s ex-husband (basically making her nephew the cousin-brother of the new baby). While me and my wonderful now girlfriend are better friends with my ex’s sister than the ex is.

The new changes make them look like a turd with a penny sticking out of one end, which is how I view Johnny Football.

Sending a BIG thank you to you! This is the oddest, most entertaining thread (about the bedroom towel) that I’ve read in a while.

some individuals, when I call them, that answer their phone WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING

Theriouthly!!

Early to mid nineties for me. My goto shop was Curious George’s Comics and Arcana. Its just outside of Birmingham, AL. The shop purveyor George (go figure) visually the guy looked like Frank Zappa.

I wish I could give you 2 stars for reading my mind about how I felt about The Event. I WOULD HAVE stuck around for 1 more season. And I honestly believe they could have done well without the gap between the 1st and 2nd halves of season 1.

As an Alabamian I can confirm (and endorse) that motto. The only things we lead in is rabid obnoxious football fans; both Bama and Auburn (RTR myself) and obesity.

Hopefully that’s what is going on here. Otherwise, she’s also driving at maximum speed with no hands and turned around. YOLO

“6. DO NOT PLAY SPADES.”

I didn’t see it in the comments, but the kid that scared the chit out of me as a child was Isaac from Children of the Corn. I can’t post a pic since I’m at work, but I can put a link.

Now that I see what it's supposed to look like coupled with the Star Trek theme song, I can see why people think their marching band penis looks like a half cocked Enterprise.

I’m still learning the basics of Hearthstone, but I love the heck out of it.

Now now, I’m a packers fan. There no reason to make generalizat...holy fucking shit, you’re right. GODDAMMIT WHY DIDNT MY FRIENDS TELL ME I'M OBESE?!?!

I work evening shift (4pm-midnight) so I thought I’d swing by Walmart (don’t judge, I live in a small town) on my way home to try and grab a couple of the app controlled BB-8thingings. It’s like an RC car, but you can run him through an app.