Its not just baseball either. I was at a minor league hockey game (Go Birmingham Bulls) several years ago. Our seats were about 5 rows from the top of the lower level, on the blue line, probably 30 rows from the ice.

For my weeklong vacation i didnt want to pack my Gilette Mach37 Turbo Edge 16 bladed gas operated razor (ok, its just the Mach 3 Fusion Power, but you get the picture) so i bought the El Cheapo double bladed disposable razor.

For the record though, that really was TOO MUCH TUNA!

my Go to recipe is spaghetti. fairly simple using premade ingredients, but i can add some extras to make it my own and it doesn't taste like jarred sauce.

You pissed in the toaster too?!?!

Thats what i was thinking, nice shameless plug and product placement.

Here's your joke in drunkspeak:

Here in Alabama, cases are the norm, not the exception... Or so ive been told. I DEFINITELY don't have a cache of Thin Mints piled in my closets.

that was my first thought too. if you want to find an original and ingenious way to hide/disguise a key, talk to a geocacher. they live for that shit.

jokes from drunk can be the best! a friend was 3/4 lit up and meant to tell the joke "what black white and red and cant fit through a revolving door? a nun with a spear in her head. " which isnt the greatest joke, but it would have gotten a chuckle.

Funny story here, I had never seen the movie Blade Runner. Out of the blue one day I decided to check it out, but I couldn't remember the name of the movie (I may or may not have been stoned at the time) and a movie name popped into my head. THIS movie name. So I sat down and watched "The Running Man" thinking it was…

This is funnier to me than it ought to be. It's like reading a transcript of a person with Tourette's Syndrome. I was just waiting for the guy to yell (type) "BOB SAGET!"

The best way to sneak in that many beers is to carry them INSIDE your stomach, without the bottles.

You could probably simplify Alabama (my home state) down to biscuits and gravy

I love broccoli, I haven't found a way to cook it that I didn't like. I have never eaten or cooked with anchovies but have been told when used in a recipe they add a good salty flavor.

I too was a huge Earnhardt fan (and now a Jr. fan) and was in the "hate Jeff Gordon" camp (insert rainbow warrior joke here). But the man has had a hell of a racing career and as much as I hate to say it, he is a legend in NASCAR.

when i tell people i work at a wastewater facility, they look at me weird and say " a what?" to which i reply "a sewer plant". its just easier this way.

I plan on upgrading in march. I'm currently using a Samsung S3 and I'm going to try to do this webcam thing when I get my new phone. thanks, hope I don't burn down my house lol.

I keep imagining to myself that Winston tells coach Fisher "coach, they're raping me out there!" before Jimbo threatens him.

just remember...