You could probably simplify Alabama (my home state) down to biscuits and gravy

I love broccoli, I haven't found a way to cook it that I didn't like. I have never eaten or cooked with anchovies but have been told when used in a recipe they add a good salty flavor.

I too was a huge Earnhardt fan (and now a Jr. fan) and was in the "hate Jeff Gordon" camp (insert rainbow warrior joke here). But the man has had a hell of a racing career and as much as I hate to say it, he is a legend in NASCAR.

when i tell people i work at a wastewater facility, they look at me weird and say " a what?" to which i reply "a sewer plant". its just easier this way.

I plan on upgrading in march. I'm currently using a Samsung S3 and I'm going to try to do this webcam thing when I get my new phone. thanks, hope I don't burn down my house lol.

I keep imagining to myself that Winston tells coach Fisher "coach, they're raping me out there!" before Jimbo threatens him.

just remember...

holy shit, IS THIS HARVEY UPDYKE???

What is the deal with the couch signs? I'm sure there's a good joke in there but unfortunately I'm not in on it.

This playoff poll is really a moot point for now, seeing as Ole Miss will play Mississippi State, Bama will play Auburn and Mississippi State, and Auburn plays Ole Miss this weekend. at least 2 of the top 4 SEC team will drop just for the fact they have to play each other.

I can do the shake and fold, I don't have a problem with that. my problem is the electric hand dryers don't offer you anything to use to open the bathroom door with (I'm a little anal about public restrooms and touching the door knob knowing most people don't wash their hands).

I can do the shake and fold, I don't have a problem with that. my problem is the electric hand dryers don't offer you anything to use to open the bathroom door with (I'm a little anal about public restrooms and touching the door knob knowing most people don't wash their hands).