I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

Jessica Chastain has been on fire today. I’ve always been ambivalent about her, but now I’m a fan.

Seriously.

Welcome. BYOB though. I need all I have *sigh*

He took the Sarah Palin Course in Public Speechifying and Word-Salading.

Relevant:

True. When he first started in (it now seems like years ago) on “Puerto Rico is in the middle of the ocean” surrounded by “ocean water,” I had no idea what he was saying, but I knew it meant Puerto Rico was basically going to be on its own, as far as Trump was concerned.

Everything he says sounds like he is having a stroke at that exact moment.

Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

I’ma give you a star for “carhole”

Correction: “twot” (American) means ladyparts. “twaat” (British) means stupid person. The meaning changes with the pronunciation. A twaat can have a twot. snerk.

I fuckin’ hate pranks.

.... O_o

Last November is almost five years in Trump Time.

Beals and Lopez before Aniston? Really? Lopez seems like the kind of girl who would drop you for a shady boyfriend in a HOT MINUTE. Aniston is a friend for life...and goes on amazing, booze fueled vacations without any screaming children.

I don’t totally agree on the order but I applaud your constructive use of time.

I used to be super jealous of her during “party of five” years and hated her because of it. But once I had that dream (I was probably 14 in 1997? Peak party of five era), done, been a huge fan since. I have extremely vivid dreams and remember at least one a night, so it’s not totally out of the realm that I would…

I once had a dream that Love Hewitt was having breakfast in my childhood home wearing only that towel from the noxema ads she used to do and she was a lovely person. I always will have a soft spot in my heart for her based on that alone. Also she dresses up in insane costumes on her birthday.

It’s not a bad thing per se, it’s just incredible hypocrisy about athletes and money.