You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

He also molested the girl for two fucking years. It wasn’t some one off thing he did; it was a sustained campaign of abuse. Which he admitted to!

I’m more embarrassed about people in my state just looking for generic “porn” than them misspelling it.

“Bonjour M. Président. Vous avez vu mon ambassadeur Amanda? Oui oui, Amanda Huginkiss. Veuillez appeler qu’elle soit dans votre salle d’attente maintenant.”

“Monsieur Donald? It ees Emmanuel. Of la France, oui. I call to make sure your hand is okay? It is smaller than one expects, like a child’s hand truly, and I feared maybe I squeeze too hard?”

Ooooooooh! Can I play?

Caity Weaver and Lindy West are the only ones I’d fangirl over irl, but I’m open to fangirling for others in the future.

I am going to be super petty because I hate this family. She did not win the genetics lottery. She has a big ass head like her pig of a father and none of the looks of her mother.

The big picture is that she’s posting popsicle recipes while her husband is under investigation for espionage and treason. How is this remotely the same as the scandal-free previous ACTUAL First Lady? What we need to let go of is false equivalence that gives a pass to these criminals. Both sides do not do it, mofo.

Stories about people standing up for themselves/others and being punished for it depress me more than anything else.

Terrorist. Lets call him a terrorist because that’s what he is.

I would watch her sit in a chair and silently read a dictionary.

Richard Lawson is a national treasure.

she and Meg eventually purchase a sailboat and make their way by sea to Canada.

Private practice.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

I can’t wait til the Pavillions across the street gets its own show.