I’m sorry, but I need some clarification here. In all the times you’ve gone down on your girlfriend, you’ve never once seen her asshole?

The show was fine, not my favorite, but it was fun.

I do feel really good after a deep condition last night. She’s definitely on to something, that one

That’s totally fair, I get that.

I’m 32 and seeing Winona on my tv was hands down the best part of the whole thing.

Was she a weirdo though? I feel like we didn’t know anything about her other than she was a wet blanket who was probably in love with her best friend.

I was expecting Barb to be a much bigger character with all the talk I was hearing about her.

I feel the same way with my dad & politics.

My dad is pretty great.

Hmmm, my gut is saying Zommy, even though Cate Blanchett as Carol is definitely a Zaddy.

Ivanka better thank the gods every night that she got more of her mother’s looks than anything. The boys are not attractive people. They have no jaw lines, no chins, small mouths, and empty eyes. 

Ladies who love ladies, lets get a little selection of our own started. Today I’m feeling:

This was really great, thank you.

Oh, fuck that, she sounds like a normal woman. Get off it.

It’s really not that bad if you know how to properly navigate. If you’re going just to browse, it can definitely be overwhelming.

Friendship goes both ways, Diane. Give Meryl a call.

I’ve never sunbathed topless in the US, but I have a few times in various parts of Europe.

Deadspin covered it, and I believe it was cross-posted to Jezebel.

On another note, I had never seen Gal Gadot in anything, and I left that movie completely smitten with her.

One would hope that it wouldn’t just be women who wanted to kick his ass. Everyone should feel just as strongly about a man beating his girlfriend to within an inch of her life.