I met James Corden once boarding a Southwest plane. He was really nice! This was before his show (I think) as I only knew him from Into the Woods, but he was super nice. So at least there’s that!

Work on it for a bit! Continue to supply recommendations and encouragements for the things you like and make it a learning activity between the both of you. If he shows no interest in learning what helps get you off, cut the cord.

Urgh, I tore my ACL in college, pre-Netflix. I remember sending roommates out to Blockbuster for DVD box sets of The West Wing and Lost.

I mean, both my parents and my sister are doctors and I’ve heard some insanely gross things in my life, but this just has me all sorts of befuddled. HOW?!?

Well, he’s a hit with the lesbians.

Fuck.

My current celebrity couple fantasy is Carrie Brownstein & Abbi Jacobson. I hope the gossip mill is correct and they’re together. And then I need them to stay together and raise incredibly talented children.

She’s frustrated in the same way that I get frustrated when a male coworker co-opts my idea/research and passes it off as his own.

I’ve never seen non-surgically enhanced boobs that behaved that way. But good for her!

There is an amazing level of thirst happening here, but I’m also in awe of what her boobs are doing. Are you taping from the top or is it just being 19? I don’t remember my boobs doing that at 19.

This is the hard-hitting investigative reporting America needs right now, thank you.

I am obviously aware of the mayonnaise, bread, tomatoes/lettuce, chips, etc. But there’s also clearly someone in a chef’s coat directly behind the food. It’s not exactly out of left field to see someone in a chef coat, big pieces of red meat, and think that maybe someone sprung for something other than sandwiches.

I see the turkey now that people pointed it out, but I’m still not seeing sliced roast beef sandwich meat. It looks like chunks of something to me. Regardless, it’s definitely sandwiches.

Is that raw meat next to the chips? Are the reporters grilling it themselves?

Actually did go to Brisbane during my last visit, but staying away this time!

I’ve visited once and can safely say I encountered no snakes and barely any spiders. I hope to make it 2/2.

jfc, before clicking the headline, I knew this was going to be Australia. Yay, I’m going there on Wednesday! To Melbourne. I will have to tell my girlfriend that if I find a snake in her parent’s house, I will be forced to burn it to the ground. Apologies ahead of time. The only thing I hate worse than snakes are…

A business organization as profitable as the Atlanta Braves telling people “not to worry about money” is a bit rich coming from them.

If, for example, Malia Obama were an adult and her family felt it best for her to assume the role Michelle is in (maybe Michelle just likes to Netflix and drink wine, no judging), I would see no issue with that. I agree with you.

Every morning after my run and before work, but I supplement with additional showers during the week depending on when I wash my hair.