Contractual obligations? Hope so.

I figure I might end up in jail if I were to slap him, but perhaps I can teach myself to vomit on command. That would be pretty nice—vomiting on him. You can’t jail someone for getting too ‘excited and nervous.’

So... Donald Trump mouth?

.....isn’t that basically all their shows?

He has an extremely small mouth and it bothers me a lot. Although, I hated his Homeland character so much that I think it’s impairing my judgment.

You should do it! Everyone deserves something special every once and awhile. I’m a big fan of several of his fragrances, but my current favorite is the Tobacco Vanille. It’s not something I wear every day, but I do think it smells amazing and seems to stay with me for a long time.

He’s a little dumb, but I love his stuff, especially lipstick and mascara. His fragrances are also amazing. A splurge item, but worth it when you can.

Also what if both the fucker and the fuckee are women? What then, Tom Ford?

He looks less like a pedophile than 90% of the other mall Santas I’ve seen. He gets my vote of confidence.

I think they would really complement each other. Rory would probably be punching above her weight class a bit, but I think it would work.

Patiently waiting for the post discussing Rory & Paris as the forever couple. It’s the truest love story, really.

Yes! As an unknowing baby gay, only a bit older than her/her character, I watched that show with great interest. :)

I was sitting happily on a Mexican beach for the greater part of this week, and the first thing I read at the airport is Trump’s newest Twitter meltdown.

He can sing & act, that’s two notes right there. I would also argue he’s pretty funny, so that’s a third note.

I’m from Texas, but live in LA now. So does my sister. My brother, his wife, and toddler daughter are in Texas, fighting the good fight, as are our parents.

Same.

White and gold and anyone who sees blue is a damn liar.

“and they have become closer during the campaign.”

My parents are both democrats, but most of my dad’s family is not. I don’t usually travel home for Thanksgiving (Texas) and instead spend the holiday with my paternal uncle’s family in Orange County, which is a lot closer to where I live in LA, obviously.

Sure, why not at this point?