Ssssh you, let me have my dreams/memories.

You're reading way too hard into my original comment.

I don’t even know.

Because I have eyes and a brain. And dreams and an imagination.

Right?

I loved Alex Mack, totally my jam too.

I’m only slightly ashamed that I have rage texted several times over other’s insta posts.

My dad is a surgeon and my mom is a doctor—-their advice to my sister (who is in her second year of residency) was pretty much that. Listen to your nurses because they probably (definitely) know more than you.

and Slade! Whatever happen to him? I sometimes hear his name pop up on other Bravo shows. Same Slade?

Give all the money.

SMU students are the worst. They’re probably not all racist but certainly a lot of them are the worst.

Like, what is “young adult?” I’m newly 30. Do I still get to count myself or am I officially in actual adult territory now?

Every time I hear Jimmy Fallon’s name I remember a story that a friend shared awhile back. While in college, she was the point person for an event on campus that involved Jimmy Fallon. She said he was a nice enough guy but that he was a hot mess. Started off fine and as the day/night wore on, he was all over the place…

Never have I been happier to have gone to an all girls school.

My girlfriend is Australian and although I’ve noticed that the slang does come out just a bit more when she’s with a group of other Aussies, it’s not as super common as I thought before I’ve spent any significant time with an Aussie.

I never had much of an affinity towards Australian accents but then I started dating an Australian and I totally get it now.

This is stupid. Balls are stupid. These men are stupid.

I'm beyond excited you posted this. I was in New York for a work trip a couple of months ago and could not get over this ad. It's beyond ridiculous. It's almost like they're just trying to get people to Instagram it. I definitely did.

I came out after Facebook was already a thing but before it was really used for these kind of announcements. I wish I had thought to do that though, it would have saved a lot of time. Coming out is such a lengthy process, y’all. Ain't no one got time for all those one-on-one conversations.

I feel like my dog is not reflective of my current personality, but instead he’s who I aspire to be. He’s grumpy with people he doesn’t know, does not care for your opinions on things, is only active when it suits him, and sleeps in to all hours of the day.