I'm not a 20-year-old Iowan so I'm very happy to learn this was not me during a particularly wild wine night.

I don’t personally wear the wide, but I do know that Brooks has wide versions of all their women’s running shoes.

I don’t personally wear the wide, but I do know that Brooks has wide versions of all their women’s running shoes.

If she were in a photo will 10 other similarly looking blonde women who happened to be noticeably smaller, yes.

He’s chubby. It’s a fact. I have eyeballs. I used that modifier to distinguish him from the other 87 white guys in that picture. How about I say, “that brunette white guy wearing a suit in the back row taking a drink?” Is that better?

Hi, hello there. Half the people in that photo are not even in the ballpark of “titan.”

Sometimes I require the need for coffee intake so quickly that there’s just no time for additives.

Yes. This whole wanting to be friends with exes, I don’t understand. Get me far away. I can be friends with people I’ve slept with, but relationships? I need the distance.

I moved too. It works! I suggest it for everyone :)

I’m “friendly” with a couple of exes but that’s mostly because they live in different states and friendliness basically consists of liking social media posts. Otherwise it’s not something I’m interested in doing.

Probably?

I lived in San Diego for a bit and although I actually never went to SeaWorld while there, I can say they at least do a bit of good. I ran into an injured sea lion that had wash ashore and the city couldn’t do anything about it. They told me to call SeaWorld and they promptly came out and took care of the sea lion.…

I def have tried my hardest.

Well, this really bummed me out. I’ve only ever had one true friendship breakup and it was harder on me than any romantic breakup I’ve ever had. Not initially, since the break with my friend was gradual, but it hurts more now to think of her than any past Ex.

I’m not super tall, but I’m a bit taller than you at 5’8 and I'm still wondering how the hell one easily pees in the sink. Like, do you mount it? Do you put one leg up? Do you back up into it? So many questions.

Thank you! I wish I felt more bad ass while doing it but I am definitely proud of myself now.

It was tough. I might actually still be dying. Not sure. Ask me again in a week.

I’ve been a runner for 15+ years and I’m so happy that I started young because I fucking hate gyms. They’re the worst. I would rather do almost anything else than be at a gym. I love eating and drinking and running means I can drink more wine without feeling guilty.

Same. I live in top knots. If your hair is anything like mine, Theres too much to really allow for any elastic to get all that tight. I just have so much hair. I would even be okay with losing some here or there.

I think Im over Scandal. Fitz is just the worst. It’s so bad now that I have to zip through all of his scenes. He makes terrible decisions and literally everyone on the show is more capable than him. Except maybe Huck. Who I would also like to go away.