I have lash extensions and I mostly love them. They're not outrageous or anything, it's just a nice, lazy way to enhance my light lashes. It's a lot of upkeep though so I don't know how long I'll keep it up. Try it out!

Does anything good really come from Simi Valley?

I'm a lesbian and I actually take more issue with his grammar than I do his stance on my basic human rights.

“Get on your feet!”

This is only a slightly related but my biggest PDA pet peeve are those couples who hold hands everywhere and anywhere.

My thoughts exactly. I could run into her at Whole Foods and still have no idea who I just ran into. She looks so completely different from one picture to the next.

It would not be rape if both parties consented to sex and then at the end, he simply did not pay. That would be theft. This woman clearly did not consent. The definition of rape does not change because of her vocation.

Stacey Dash may have a case of the crazies now, but on the bright side- the woman is 100% completely ageless. Cher would be so proud.

But to be denied service? No.

If I were to make a list of all the people I would want performing at a pride party, Chris Brown would be on the very, very absolute bottom of that list. Like I think I would rather pay Ann Coulter money to sing Tegan & Sara covers than watch Chris Brown sing to a room full of women.

I love sex and I love masturbating. They’re separate but equal loves in my life. I love sex because it’s a way for me to feel close to my girlfriend, but I also love my solo time because I find that it helps to center myself in a way that doesnt happen as often through sex.

CJ is great but she is but one woman. Who are the others?

Haha not quite! Although that would be... interesting?

Are you under 21? Not snarky, just genuinely curious. I'm 29 and no one I know uses it. I always forget it exists until posts like these.

Is Vine an actual thing people use? I realize I’m not quite the target demo but I don’t know one person who vines.

I realized while reading this just now that the last performance I remember watching on the VMA is Britney’s “I’m a Slave for You” snake dancing performance. Google is telling me that was 14 years ago.

I said River Phoenix but I like this Paltrow comparison much better. That’s exactly it. Gwyneth circa her and Brad Pitt’s twin phase.

Hate to admit it but Bieber is giving me River Phoenix vibes here. Glad to see he's over his diaper pant phase.

Yeah, all that definitely plays into it, absolutely.

Preschool in Los Angeles is no joke. Parents treat it as if their kids are attending Princeton.