Personally, childhood sucks. All my fondest childhood memories involve activities intended to help me escape the realities of life. Adulthood is hard, but it also rules.

I’m definitely rooting for Adulthood in this game!

Childhood is overrated.

FINALLY!!!!!

Don’t forget corned beef, potatoes, and soda bread! The Bishop of Toledo gave us special permission to eat meat today.

It’s part of Obamacare’s benefits that no one knows about so please stop telling people! I’ve booked him again tomorrow and poor Oscar is exhausted.

How do I apply for this program

And potatoes. Lots of potatoes. Or colcannon: potatoes *and* cabbage in one convenient dish!

Ok, I’m listening...

There are no potatoes mentioned here. -10 for fake news.

So what’s a “stud-loan”? Does this mean I can borrow Alexander Skarsgård for a few hours if I give him back?

For the record, “Obama’s Stud-Loan Order” was saving me over $600 per month around the time Spicer wrote that tweet.

That Djokovic return at the 2011 USO facing 2 match points still gives me cold sweats (Fed fan here). Hard to point to single moments/points as major moments in changing tennis history, but that’s certainly one of them.

I’m not team Kris or anything, but it would take a genuinely special person to truly support your spouse through a gender transition. To do so while also an international “brand” that necessitates your laundry being on television, even if that were a life you had chosen makes it more complicated. Add to the mix that…

He’s a rageohilic abuser, with a serious drug addiction. He definitely should not be unsupervised around a small child. Fingers crossed the judge rules against shared custody.

Oh dear. My long incipient crush on Selena Gomez may be rearing its head again. :/

If courthouses didn’t want to be stalked, they should stop short-skirting the law. Sad!

It’s a race to the bottom with all these fuckwits in power, and I think that shitweasel might be the worst of them all.

I’m conflicted. On the one hand, I’m 100% on her side and 100% opposed to the alt-right. On the other hand, her special was not good. I’m a fan of her show, and I liked her movie a lot, and I liked her previous special, but this one sucked, frankly.

I just realized I forgot about Burning Man and take it all back.

Yep! Lots of people have said this. Fans have even started calling her out for using feminism as a brand or when it suits her needs, especially when she didn’t participatee in the Womens March and only made a passing tweet. It’s like Katy Perry, Rihanna and Beyonce were out there. But especially Katy Perry, it’s like…