This book will contain less factual information on Donald than Rachel Maddow’s tax returns debacle last night.

wut, that’s so good.

Ah yes, let’s have women go to nursing homes for mammograms, the dentist for Pap smears and whatever the fuck else.

Great idea, certainly good for the environment and a good alternative to a cup but I’d have to pass it won’t hold up to my period (maybe on the last day actually). Thanks for the explanation and review.

ALLLL the spices and seasonings too!

That good mayo ...

If they left it, they wanted you to have it. They gave you doughy joy.

I read the White House Statement and it doth protest too much.

When I can’t use a coupon I brought to the store, I tuck it into the shelf in case someone else comes by who can use it. I call myself the Coupon Fairy.

I like to think I’d do the same thing with hundred-dollar bills, but let’s be real. Someone else would be doing my grocery shopping.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

David Cay Johnston low key DRAGGED Trump in the best way ever. “I mean he prolly leaked his own wife’s nudes” is a sick fucking burn. Me:

He’s damn sexy. God. So sexy.

So, we’re all making donations in this fool’s name now, right?

Then he’s even more perfect than I imagined.

When Colbert is asking about the accent, do you think the subtitles are messing up on purpose?!

I feel like the shaved head makes him look like the love child of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.

He’s fucking delightful always.

WHERE IS HIS HAIR????

They are already off to a bad start.

Is it normal that their use of the phrase “keeping it real” is so much more offensive to me than blathering on about pussy?