BINGO.

I started to feel sick yesterday and feel a little worse today. What shitty timing. Still planning on heading up Friday

WE. GET. IT. YOU DON’T LIKE LA LA LAND. Please stop speaking for everyone else as if we 100% agree with you.

It was 100% “oh, the black movie won, I’ll let the black guy announce it.” Which I’m pretty sure was meant to be generous, but....

Stallone handing the envelope to Weathers to announce that Moonlight won is my favorite awkward moment of the night.

And don’t worry, none of the Family will ever be granted parole. Some of them have been absolute model prisoners and haven’t made parole despite dozens of opportunities, or even when they were so weak with cancer that they couldn’t even sit up. Ain’t gonna happen.

In California, People v. Anderson permanently commuted all capital sentences received prior to 1972 to life with the possibility of parole. Life without parole wasn’t on the books at that point, so it couldn’t be used.

YAAAS THE FAUX-SUEDE FRINGED BIKINI TOP SHALL RIDE AGAIN

I decided long ago that any white boy born in the 80s/90s who loves the Cowboys is a troll, so I get it

Yeah, me too. During Steelers games he oscillates between emotionless and slightly pissed off. The whole cheerleader thing makes no sense.

Who knew, for someone who perpetually looks like an angry frog (Magary’s words, not mine), Tomlin has an excellent grasp on shade. I also hate the Steelers (mostly because rapist QB) but credit where it’s due.

sorry for being good at my job

Princess Leia was one of the first true female role models I had: tough, funny, smart, just as capable (and often more so) of handling shit as the guys, AND she wound up with the hottest dude in the end. Later on, she became a role model to me for a different reason: openly discussing her struggles with addiction and…

I love Debbie Reynolds

INDEED

Saw this with Cherry Jones, and it should’ve been a great movie but it just wasn’t. Phillip Seymore Hoffman was, I think, terribly miscast—the whole point of the play is that you don’t know or can’t think it is possible for the character to be a child molester... but (and I adore Hoffman) it was a bit too easy to see…

All that money for lawyers and they don’t change their name FIRST THING?

Counterpoint: “Fuck your Couch” becomes that much better when you’re dealing with this family.

Say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos.