Because we aren’t fucking idiots.

I got halfway through the Deadspin version (and I usually like them!) before my eyes rolled out of my head and across the floor so I couldn’t read anymore.

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.

I love you all so, so much.

“Voting is fine, but it’s not enough about me. How can I make it less about other people and more about my perception of myself?”

OMFG SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE HORRIBLE.

Just tuck it in your bra. Wait, no bra? Just give it to your boyfriend to carry.

Now this is a sweatshirt I would buy, Jezebel.

Um, I think you mean the “Woman Book-her Prize.”

Well DUH!!! That’s why we fight!

Women weren’t even legally allowed to have pockets before 1920 lest they try to put ballots in them. Google it, it’s herstory.

Then why did a MAN win the prize?! RIDDLE ME THAT!

fashion industry created fake pockets to make it harder for women to run away

My cat typing for me. She likes the wig a lot but it’s a bit much.

rude last name for a person since we all came out of a woman imo

I feel like unleashing my boob lasers.

Can lightening strike twice? Goddess, I hope so.

because women don’t read. obviously.