Their egos might be to big, but I don’t blame them for being scared to go outside. Nothing is scarier than an obsessed 14 year old girl. Hence the hyena comparison.

I forgot how horrifying that scene in Te Lion King was. That whole movie is actually incredibly dark (I guess that’s what happens when you base it on a Shakespearean tragedy).

Idk but whatever it is I bet it is served at Trump Towers

I’m getting my PhD in stud boning, duh.

I don’t eat meat at all but I will have more than enough beer and cabbage to make up for it.

This is why Trump won. We keep our best programs a secret.

You have to qualify for a subsidized Oscar Isaac loan first so depends on your income.

I’m trying not to be a cliche here!

I believe it was Obama’s program to rent out Oscar Isaac with no interest while one was still enrolled in school.

Saving me enough money for lots of beer right now. Thanks Obama!

Today is St. Patrick’s Day, a day that Americans, especially Irish-Americans, celebrate with the consumption of alcoholic beverages.

She was pregnant and no one knew yet. Imagine how pissed everyone would have been if Beyonce announced she was pregnant on the day of the march. She was right to stay out of this one.

Well Beyonce wasn’t out there because she is carrying the future of the world inside her womb (and odds are she didn’t want her pregnancy announcement to overshadow the day).

Rob Kardashian is trying to get dual custody of his daughter, Dream.

I found some of it pretty funny, and some of it was meh. I liked her jokes about gun control though. I think those were the best of the entire special.

If people started wearing flaming crowns I might actually start giving a shit about these festivals.

BURN ALL THOSE FUCKING FLOWER CROWNS

I would say Djokovic is pretty high up there. He is in a bit of a slump at the moment but overall, he is one of the best in my opinion.

Yeah that threw me off. FDR did plenty of fucked up shit (and some good shit), but I can’t imagine the guy believed in genocide against himself.

If we are being grammatically correct here, you actually just threw a question mark on a sentence that was not a question. People don’t punctuate correctly at all these days.