Now I’m just thinking of all the store brand items I would get if I made that much. Definitely all the condiments.

What if he is the love child of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen?

He played a candlestick and they don’t have hair so I guess he had to get into character

He was fucking delightful on The Late Show last night.

Rachel I know this sounds creepy but someone in my class today said he really likes your husband as a professor in that Disney animation class he teaches. There was also a debate between him and another dude about whether the last name is pronounced like coat or Cotey. Why are there so many dudes in the film major?

Give me Jeff Bridges with a southern drawl in every damn movie as far as I’m concerned. Every single performance in that movie was fantastic. And that confrontation scene at the end was just mind blowing.

HEY DON’T YOU DARE BRING THE DUDE INTO THIS DEBATE HASN’T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?

I have an American chocolate lab who is now 13 and she is the exact same. Labs are such great dogs.

I mean he does kinda look like a White Walker so

Ben Affleck is also vehemently opposed to this bill.

Holy crap, 7?! And I know the price is crazy. Probably because this was an emergency vet (nicest one in the area) and she had some in both her stomach and intestines. She is also 13 so they wanted to do chest X-rays before the surgery to make sure she didn’t have any type of issues there and she had to have an…

Julian Assange is always watching...

A couple weeks ago mine ate a washcloth that required a $7300 surgery to remove it so yes I definitely felt that same sentiment. I’m pretty sure she’s not a Trump supporter because I can confirm she participated in A Day Without Women very much so and did absolutely nothing that day but sleep and eat.

I haven’t gotten there yet (watching on Hulu) but so far the Trump supporter dog sketch really got me. And now I’m staring at my dog wondering...

I believe career attorneys (typically apolitical) will takeover for now. But it still is very abnormal to ask them to all resign before getting replacements. Now I guess I’m hoping Trump takes his sweet ass time coming up with replacements because career attorneys are better than whatever swamp monsters he will…

I mean I still think there should be a line between humping an inanimate object and actual pedophilia which involves a real human child, but I don’t disagree that this is very disturbing. The fact that it doesn’t register as repulsive to him is just gross.

The Miley and Taylor thing confused me too. Like you are about to defend them of all people? No argument about the lines about her brother. I feel like those lines made everyone go

If regular underwear works I would def go with those over Thinx. They weren’t uncomfortable but regular underwear is much more comfortable and not overpriced.

They are so cute and weird I love them so much.

I didn’t wear them long enough for anything to turn into a yeast infection but they weren’t that bad in that department, actually. And they were more comfortable for me than pads.