Let’s not sleep on the 11/10 shade being thrown by his attorney:

Yeah, but those guys will get sick of Papa Johns pretty quick.

Agreed. Sounds like it was just 1 a-hole on the base, but hopefully he gets hit with a bunch socks filled with soap tonight.

I was hoping this would be the response. If you want to be assholes to the delivery people, don’t get access to the delivery service.

This is so fucking disgusting and so, so harmful to any and all diplomatic negotiations the US will have going forward. He completely half-assed the summit, came in late, made some ridiculous claims about wanting Russia to join again (because don’t it already look like you’re colluding, Donnie?), acted like a child…

The motto for poor, white Americans since before this country was founded can be summed up with: “At least I’m not black.” Like, it’s really not too much more complicated than that. So long as there is someone underneath them, they’ll be content even if they aren’t truly happy about their station.

When it leads to your impeachment.

Mr. Spade’s remark that Kate “sounded happy” the day before she died prompted me to want to share. I have major depressive disorder and anxiety. I see my therapist and my psychiatric nurse practitioner on the reg. I take five medications daily, and I’m sitting in front of my light therapy box right now. Most of the…

People can be so tactless in times like this. When my parents died last summer (murder-suicide by my dad), people had the gall to tell me “They just loved each other so much. They went together.” It took everything in me not to say “Did you read the police report, do you know how hard my mother fought to stay here?…

Typical. Right in front of their faces yet barely an acknowledgement to the literal signs. Given the questions not a one read them out loud or read them silently past the first placard: You Aren’t Listening.

Where did Dennis disappear to in this whole matter? His wife runs off so he dumps the kids with her parents?

DIM SUM IS CHINESE NOT THAI

Harvey Terkel’s Thai servant who “practically threw” Samantha out of bed and pretended that Samantha hit her so that she could be the only woman in Harvey’s life

Being online in general is over. It’s all about staring at this campfire as we slowly get picked off one at a time by the encroaching radioactive hordes.

They should add a Doberman. Name the dog Roseanne in order to not have to change the name. Lisa Kudrow should voice the pooch, and the writers should send the dog out with Becky to solve crimes around town, but the kicker is that the dog is a closet racist who yells out horrible obscenities at minority criminals as…

At some point women really need to take some responsibility for what has happened. It can’t possibly be that hard to simply stay away from all male coaches and teachers and doctors and celebrities and bosses and co-workers and family members and strangers.

I don’t really know why but I find her press conferences terrifying.

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

I love it when Jezebel does a post about hip hop beef. I get a kick out of reading the comments. I distinctly remember when Jez wrote something about the shellacking Remy Ma gave Nicki and a commenter left a comment sincerely saying Nicki Minaj should call the police.