Ah, thank you so much for bringing this back. I’d forgotten how hilariously awkward Cruz was when he wasn’t being gross or terrifying.

But he...doesn’t know anything about foreign policy...?

I like her, too! I was just wishing that all Republicans were like this so we could amicably fight about taxes and regulation instead of all the garbage nonsense spewing out of the current election cycle.

Haha yes! I just posted about those. Pat Toomey apparently singlehandedly replaced a child’s failing lungs while Shady Katie MILLIONAIRE McGinty laughed maniacally from her kiddie pool of black market lungs & cash.

Oh but we get to hear all the “Katie MILLIONAIRE McGinty” attack ads here, too!

I love the idea of celebrities wearing no makeup. I really, really do. The thing I wish is that it didn’t inevitably come with a ton of backlash for those of us who don’t have perfect, dewy complexions or undereye circles or whatnot and who wear makeup, as women have for time immemorial, to camoflauge those things.

Jennifer Lawrence will play HRC...at her current age. Judging by her film trajectory thus far, she’ll be playing women in their sixties in a couple of years, so she’s right on track.

Agreed! I was really flubbing it on my foundation until I went to a makeup counter and asked a lady to help me figure it out, old-school style. She matched my skin tone with an admirable precision and now I feel 100% more confident in my makeup!

LOLOLOL

“I would slam into that flesh-clam!”
*dialtone*
“Hello?”

As Brad has never punched a shark, gonna have to be team Angie on this one.

WHAT’S IN THE BOX,BRAD

Knew you were nice. :)

I won’t tell you how old I am though because patriarchy. ;)

2013.

I just...you seem perfectly nice and I’m not trying to make you feel terrible, but please think about the fact that you replied to my comments about what it means to be a woman (including being explained to by men) with a very long unsolicited explanation about something.

At my college graduation, the keynote speaker looked at a group of women, many of whom returned to school seeking to do better for themselves, and told us to “be a good assistant,” because keeping track of someone else’s calendar worked for her. I nearly chucked my cap at the stage.

Having to be positive and use exclamation points and smiley faces so that people don’t think you’re too mean or bitchy!

Knowing that someday a man will explain to you about something, and probably something you know more about than he does.

Hmm, did I date you? Because that is the only excuse you have for trying very hard to defend a bunch of grown-ass men who live in my past. What is this, the guy code? And also, have you ever been on a dating site at all? Because if you had you’d know that men always try to date young. Which is why none of them were…