“Do you trust me?”
“Why? Answer the damn question!”

All the more reason to continue to pretend to hate one another! I mean, I’m all for it if they generally think the other person is The Worst, but cannot blame them if it was all a front. By the way, can we talk about how creepy it is to “ship” real people? I mean, unless you’re talking dead presidents.

“...Anyway, so he had been hounding Hillary Clinton for hiding, and for not giving press conferences—it’s important to note that Hillary has given five press conferences, maybe more, in the past few weeks and Donald Trump has given none, so we were hoping to ask him some questions...”

I had no idea a house fell on her! What about Trump? Did a house fall on him? Does he have any proof that one didn’t? Like health records?

Lucky for you, she died! I’m guessing the hurricane part of the movie was too scary and you had to peace out?

Were we supposed to back Fluttershy Pornohorse, instead?

Pssst! Jacobs! Did you not get the memo that the appropriate response when white people are accused of appropriating dreads is to claim you’re doing an homage to your Celtic ancestors?

10 grand is 10 grand, but family grudges last forever.

Anyone interested in my conspiracy theory about the leads in this franchise? No? Great, I’ll share anyway. I think that if Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan treated one another with anything BUT absolute and utter loathing, they’d be twilighted, with everyone obsessing about their undying love and speculating about…

Am I alone in feeling betrayed about beautiful Meg? It was like when Anne Shirley’s hair changed from carrot-orange to auburn. Huh. Come to think of it, isn’t older Meg’s hair auburn, too?

I don’t know—Meg got beautiful when she got older, so I always saw her as less unattractive and more “hasn’t grown into her looks, plus glasses and braces.”

We should not give into terrorists. We should not let the terrorists win. Because that’s what this is. And they never fucking change, do they?

But...wouldn’t she be more likely to give herself kidney troubles if she’s not drinking enough/peeing enough? Pretty sure pneumonia doesn’t work that way.

OK, so, I’m not talking about my current partner, just 90% of all guys I dated before him. We’ve been together for many years and he’s terrific. And I think it’s both reductive and unhelpful to turn systemic issues (the patriarchy, rape culture, women being taught to be people-pleasers and never say no, porn being…

For foundation, the best thing I’ve ever done for myself was to go to a makeup counter (I went to a Clinique counter at a mall department store) and let the woman there swatch some foundation on me to find the right shade. Once we found the best shade for my skin (which is hard! I had no idea but I kept getting…

Have you tried Patricia Highsmith? Strangers on a Train is her most famous, but she also wrote The Price of Salt, which was later published as Carol, and which the movie Carol was based on.

Ooh, let me see if I can do this:

It is so upsetting that this university will just continue to double down until they are forced to do something-which will be a halfhearted message to girls to not be raped or something. This problem is so widespread that it is frustrating that nothing seems to change, even after story after story gets national…

It is making me unreasonably crazy that none of these grown-ass adults have heard of a homophone.

You know, I swear I’m not a prude but I’ve played the Sims since the first one (well, I haven’t played Sims 4 yet but will eventually) and just could never stomach the sex mods. They’re my little virtual dolls! I can get porn elsewhere. I mean, one time I downloaded a Sims 2 mod that gave my little guy a…