Uggggggghhh. Also mehhhhhh.

But to who? And who is doing the pandering? JLo to product placement? Jezebel to Adbusters?

I remember an embarrassingly long scene involving Bones explaining to Booth about her new car’s parking abilities. I don’t even remember what car! Just how hilarious and annoying it was.

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That was my interpretation too. Like, he wanted women to have that super porny sex with him where she just goes up and down with no clit stimulation whatsoever, rather than to have sex where she’s getting stimulated (the “crush, grind”) and therefore getting off.

Not to mention, I bet those same guys are constantly asking their coworkers the state of this or that part of the project when the purpose of the long email is to be efficient and get everyone on the same page about all aspects of the project. You know, so the email writer can move on and do other things with her time.

My tiny office is trying to implement Slack as our regular form of communication between coworkers but not everyone uses it and so we are still stuck with chains of reply alls and people who send an email then walk to your desk to ask if you got it.

Oh my god I just ragestroked reading that. WTH.

Except that it wasn’t the President who was responsible for poisoning Flint’s water, but local officials and Governor Rick Snyder.

Well, I do appreciate the solidarity, and thanks to those who were sympathetic! But it was a long time ago and everything is fine. The point I was trying to make is that there are shitty vegans and also shitty meat eaters, too. People can be terrible regardless of their affiliations! Like, for every dumbass putting…

You are absolutely missing something! Let me break it down in a less covertly racist manner: Lupita Nyong’o was an unattractive black woman, but she somehow transformed herself into someone I think is pretty!

I did not key his car but we are no longer friends. Turns out that rubbing bacon on my fries was just the tip of the iceberg! Which is to say, if you have a friend who just will not get over some aspect of you life like the fact that you’re a vegetarian, RUN AWAY FROM THAT MESS.

I have just as much problem with the YUM YUM BACON ARGLEBLARGLE crowd. I used to have a person I thought was a friend who also thought it was funny to rub bacon on my food when I got up to pee because I was a vegetarian and he thought it was hilarious.

The best thing is that the 2008 election showed us that we DON’T need to pander to sexist, racist white Boomers anymore. Not to the extent that they’d like us to do so.

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Let’s be honest. So is he, really.

Fuck. Don’t stop at sundaes! Eat a violet diamond for breakfast.

Shame on you! That sandwich is clearly a dead ringer for Shia LaBeouf.

“I loved her. This is the first time I’ve been able to use “I” writing this. Probably because there hasn’t been much of an “I” since the morning of April 21. There probably won’t be for a while. Whatever there is belongs to my daughter—to our daughter. Alice.”

Ha! Most public women’s restrooms have pee on the seats, toilet paper on the floor and are often out of paper towels.